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Kung Fu Slut

Today I leanred that a well placed karate chop to the vaginal section can render your opponent paralyzed, giving you ample opportunity to penetrate her most tender regions.

06/05/08 Fights

Extraterrestrial Orgy

I decided to post that last bit of the ET sextape. Elliot is probably fapping to this right now, I know I am. See more alien porn HERE and HERE.

06/04/08 Parody

It Wont Go Any Deeper

Alright so last night I was on that Ask Alice site or some shit and it says the average vagina is only 6 inches deep. So I'm dying to know how the fuck does this guy fit a 2 foot balloon in his wifes pussy?

05/19/08 Insertions

Light Bulb Pussy

This is probably the most dangerous insertion I've seen yet. If her pussy was just a bit tighter, the pressure would've caused the bulb to shatter and the glass would've shredded her vagina to shit. Yikes!

05/17/08 Insertions

Sex With A Cannibal

That's right, this chick flies to Africa and fucks a member of a cannibalistic tribe. Fake? Probably, although those AK-47's look relatively real. The amount of effort the Japanese put into their pornos never fails to amaze me.

05/12/08 Asians

Hotdog Down A Hallway

There's enough room in there for my penis, your penis and 3 black men's penises. Definitely not my favorite combination but hey, it fits.

05/08/08 Insertions

Girls Should Never Go To This Club

I wonder how much these male dancers make. Getting paid to strip girls naked sounds like the job I was born for.

04/17/08 Groped

Overdose Of Sex

This girl completely loses it after being fucked by a few guys. Hmmm... I never thought a 3 inch penis could do this much damage.

04/11/08 Asians

Her Load Is Bigger Than Mine

It's probably not really female ejaculate. I bet it's actually puss being drained from her infected vagina.. She probally has internal herpes lolz.

04/05/08 Bizarre

Your Vagina Is Leaking

The cameraman is right. It does look like cottage cheese. I think I'm gonna puke.

03/31/08 Bizarre

Girl Gives Birth To 14 Inch Dildo

This girl shits a massive dildo out of her pussy with no effort at all. If I keep posting shit like this people are gonna think I have a fetish for loose pussy haha.

03/04/08 Insertions

Record Breaking Dildo Fuck

If that dildo went any deeper it would split her in half. If she ever decides to have quadruplets she'll be well prepared.

02/29/08 Insertions

Tree Fuck LOL

Damn. That tree has a big cock.

02/16/08 LULZ

Legless Fuck

Legs? Who needs legs? All this fat piece of shit needs is a vaginal opening. Her belly button would probally suffice.

02/08/08 Amputee

Molested By Black Strippers 2

It would take a lot more than a dollar tip to get me to bury my face between the legs of one of those nasty skanks.

02/05/08 Strippers

That Looks Infected

She didn't use a pussy pump. This is a real vagina infection. Take a close look people. I'm going to pop it with a needle.

02/03/08 Bizarre

Amputee Sextape

It could be worse, she could've lost both arms. Wait a minute, no arms = total submission. Someone find me a double amputee plz.

02/02/08 Amputee

Elephant Sex Rampage

I don't know whats more pathetic, the computer nerds that made this or the douche bags that jackoff to it.

01/28/08 Demonic 3D Bizarre

Watchin Mom Flash Her Tits

Hey lady - next time you're gonna let a bunch of honry drunk men grope your stank pussy, try to make sure your family isn't around!

01/15/08 Groped
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